Crazy Alien Lord
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i mean come on the humans started killing us first and its not our fualt that we kill on birth. and what species wouldnt fight back when a mass amount are killed of there own kind.
Posted: 2003-02-08 20:08
AlienSlof
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'Tis true - we can't actually help our life-cycle! We are what we are - then before you know it, humans start shooting us and 'experimenting' on us - don't they realise we see it as torture?
Humans do taste awfully nice though - especially when marinated in a delicate pred sauce!
Posted: 2003-02-08 20:26
Crazy Alien Lord
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yeah your right. although i cant quite find a grill big anough to cook for the hole hive. but testing on any creature that is sentient is wrong and they deserve to be hosts and food things
Posted: 2003-02-08 20:35
Crazy Alien Lord
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Slof what is your website.
Posted: 2003-02-08 20:36
AlienSlof
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http://slofshive.caesium2.com
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Testing on ANY creature, sentient or otherwise is wrong. Humans only have themselves to blame for being so delicious!
Posted: 2003-02-08 20:41
Crazy Alien Lord
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DAMN RIGHT.
Posted: 2003-02-08 20:42
Crazy Alien Lord
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I am Glad that the aliens of slofs stories took revenge on the scientist who was leading the tourturing on them. Aliens are the best species adventuyally they will rule all of the universe.
Posted: 2003-02-08 21:40
Preliator
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Why do oomans kill xnos DUH they do not wish to become fodder for your babies or you. As for us preds now thats different you xnos are one of the few challanging prey in the universe. We really do not care if you are wiped out we are after only the thrill of the hunt. Unfortunately Aliens could not take over the galaxy for several resons
They do not build ships and cant travel from planet to planet, the "stowaway" alien mofos will travel to as many planets as possible until the aliens kill a majority of living creatures, at that point the oomans will not travel through space anymore. Then the aliens will run out of food and either go into hibernation or starve, when the come out of hibernation say a 100 years later the same thing will happen. They will never truly take the universe, only kill it.
As for us Yautja We have no worries our security is much to tight for any of you to get on our ships and even if you did get on one and survive all the way to our homeworld you would be promtly killed there.
Doom on aliens
Posted: 2003-02-09 00:52
Cliff
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Well aliens are there for the killing. Human kill to survive, aliens do attack first you know, and preds kill well because they got nothing better to do with their time.
Posted: 2003-02-09 04:39
AlienSlof
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Aliens kill to survive too. Killing = eating and hosts for young as far as aliens are concerned. And yes, Aliens do not build ships etc, why do you think S'liithy tamed some humans to do that for her?

As well as merely killing to survive, she has learned to use her superior intelligence to do so, working around her limitations.
Posted: 2003-02-09 06:02
Acid-Death
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Aliens will only kill anything that is a threat to their survival (thats why the cat was never killed in Alien) and to prolong their genetic spread. Humans kill animals that are not even threats to them, and everything humans do is unnescary to survival. Im surprised humans have got this far in the food chain. I mean 9 months to be produced in the womb 16 years till full maturity, im baffled. Where aliens take 2-3 to gestate in the host, and a matter of hours to mature.
Posted: 2003-02-09 09:04
Anise
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Because your - blam-blam-blam - such fun to - blam-blam - kill! Blam -blam - look at you run, HAHAHAHAhahahaa, blam-blam-blam, hahahahahaha, click-click-click, huh! Mooooommmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
Posted: 2003-02-09 10:11
AlienSlof
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Hahahahahaha!
But yes, humans kill wantonly, just for the sake of killing - they even kill their own kind in just the same way! Aliens only kill when they have to. Come here little human, come to Queenie....
Posted: 2003-02-09 10:53
Anise
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We're not actually the only species on this planet that kill for fun/sport. There are at least two others that I know of and perhaps many more that do just that. And here's the bummer, one of those species are considered as intelligent as man. The other species is typically sly, cunning and exchanges a dead bird/mouse for a can of Whiskas. Cats are well known for killing for the sport of it. People were once told that to turn a cat into a good mouser you need to starve it. All that happened was the cat moved home to somewhere that feeds it. A woman was asked the TV vet why her cat kills even though she feeds it well. The answer? The cat was killing for sport.
It 's also been determined that the more intelliegent a species the more likely it is to actually enjoy killing. Of course, social pressures can and do curb this.
See if anybody can get the first one, a lot will be surprised.
Posted: 2003-02-09 12:43
DaggleC
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No proof that aliens eat humans
Posted: 2003-02-09 13:45
Acid-Death
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If aliens didnt eat humans then how do they grow, matter is transferred to matter. How do you think they grow such a fine glossy coat.
Posted: 2003-02-09 14:29
Anise
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Hey! I'm the onl alien around here with a fine glossy coat and I put that down to plenty of fish oils and buckets of Bob Martins (ok, ok, ok, I snaffle the odd marine bar here and there, oh, and a box of marine nibbles now and then).
Posted: 2003-02-09 14:44
Acid-Death
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Hey your not the only one who likes to look after themselves, just yesterday I maulted a new glossy coat, I still have the one when I was a little scamp who just burst from a hosts chest. I owe it too buckets of KY jelly and silicon, so now no drone can resist my healthy shine.
Posted: 2003-02-09 15:07
Anise
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One assumes that by a fine glossy coat you mean you have fur all over you? That is the accepted definition of a fine glossy coat. Ask any dog, cat, rat etc. As far as I know, I'm the only furry alien around here (don't ask

) Although I wouldn't object to some furry friends.
Posted: 2003-02-09 15:31
Skar'ku_Mar'kel-ja
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Furry aleins? common anise whos leg are you trying to pull
Posted: 2003-02-09 22:36