What is your top ten (or less) favorite quotes from games?

'Your face, your ass, what's the difference?' - Duke Nukem
'I ain't afraid of no Quake.' - Duke Nukem
'Come out, we won't hurt you. You will die a slow, slow death.' - hostile Guards, Blood 2
'The enemy lord is fleeing like a whipped dog!' - Shogun Total War
'I love big weapons!' - Lo Wang, Shadow Warrior
'You couldn't find ass with both hands!' - Lo Wang, Shadow Warrior
'Damn, I'm good.' - Duke Nukem
'Join the army they said. See the world they said.' - human rank and file troop, Warcraft 2
'I love blowin' things up!' - dwarf sapper, Warcraft 2
'Bombs are great.' - dwarf sapper, Warcraft 2
'Are you still touching me?' - annoyed human, warcraft 2
'What? Whaaat? Stop poking me!' - annoyed orc, Warcraft 1
'Less talk, more fight!' - Minsc, Baldur's Gate
'I must protect my witch!' - Minsc, Baldur's Gate
'It hurts to be you.'- Duke Nukem
'Damn, you're ugly.' - Duke Nukem

HOLY BLUE F**K SLOFS BACK!!! ok T

Move your ass!!! - Mortar team, W3
Hmmmm? I can do that - Orc Peon, W3
Damn I'm good - Duke Nukem
MUHAHAHAHA!! - Tanya, RA2
oh i am in a state of extreme relaxation, so i really can be bothered think right now!

i got another one !!

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE. WHY? COS STONE COLD SAID SO!! - Stone Cold steve Austin, Wrestle Mania

thats one of my favs!!

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what the hell security the master chiefs gone rampant take em down boys,cortanna halo after shooting capton

get it off get it off grunt halo

yay i get his weopon grunt halo

wait tell i get out of this chickenshit out starcraft pissed marine

do i O you money maine who been attacked by master chief

I like sex. And i think sex is cute.
Monty Python and the Meaning of Life - the game

OH MY GOD!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!!! oh. Wilson, put your balaclave back on...
Fugly thugs

YOU SUNK MY SOUFLE!!!! (thud of frying pan hitting large pair of walking buttocks)
POed

grunt 1:im gonna make it... im gonna make it!!! *BOOOOM!!!!!*
grunt 2: he didnt make it...
Freestyle War v1

Don't mess with me, Hammond, THE GETTAWAY

FUCK IT, OH PISS OFF! *BOOM BOOM* Hammond THE GETTAWAY

IS SOME ONE THERE?! (heavy german accent) Gunner, RTCW

This, agent Blaskowitz, is my most deadly creation, the super solider, DAS UPRET OLDAT!! Deadthshead, RTCW.

But I'll DIE!!
THATS THE WHOLE IDEA!! , Nim, Starwars Startfighter.

so, shall I steal the quotes and upload them to the generator??

That sounds like a good idea demi!!
i got a couple more!!

That'll look good on my trophy wall!! - Security guard, half life!!

Yeah!!! got another one!! - securty guard, Half life

Did you see that shot!? - (wait for it) SECURITY GUARD!! half life!!

Talking of Half Life, I love these:

'What ARE you doing?' - one of the scientists says that when you turn the light off!
'Look at those peculiar markings' - scientist
'I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade, let alone create one' - scientist
'I think I'll stay here and wait for my colleagues' - scientist hiding in bin!
'Hello Gordon Freeman' - like as if you don't know your name!
And my fave: 'Why do we all have to wear these RIDICULOUS ties?'

Classic game!

"Somebody call an ambulance, that was a horrific tackle!"... FIFA's lovely commentary, stepping away from orange boiler suits and goaties for this 1 post

Quote:

Talking of Half Life, I love these: 'What ARE you doing?' - one of the scientists says that when you turn the light off! 'Look at those peculiar markings' - scientist 'I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade, let alone create one' - scientist 'I think I'll stay here and wait for my colleagues' - scientist hiding in bin! 'Hello Gordon Freeman' - like as if you don't know your name! And my fave: 'Why do we all have to wear these RIDICULOUS ties?' Classic game!

HEHE!! ok i got bored an decided to go and finish the HL game again, just for a laugh, and i got some more quotes!:

"Roger that, LETS RUN LIKE HELL!" - guard, HL
"Is that all ya got?" - Marine, HL
"Man, would i like a cold one right now!" - guard, HL
"Ok....I didn't want to die alone here anyway" - gaurd.HL
"So... do you still think this is a drill?!" - guard HL
"Hey, do you think we get a cold beer at the end of all this?" - guard HL!
"CAN YOU PLEASE STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!?" - scientist HL

as slof said this is a great old game!! real good for a few laughs!!

Just thought of another one:

'My inn's as clean as an elven arse!' - Innkeeper, Baldur's Gate

He really did say that too - couldn't believe it when I heard it the first time!

'Lets Kick ass and chew bubblegum, damn im all outa gum' Duke Nuk'em

"It is my joy to burn and destroy" Vigilante8

"Come and see Liberty City Surviver! We take 12 normal guys and give rocket luanchers and grenades and set them lose to HUNT EACH OTHER DOWN!!!!!"
"I was in a mall when some guys fell through the celling and started shooting each other. I was so exicted, I didn't realize I'd been hit! After that, I was hooked. Now I watch Liberty City Surviver EVERY day in the hospital!!!"
"It's the realiaty show that you just might be a part of! Liberty City Surviver! Natural Selection, has come home." - Ad on Chatterbox on GTA III

'Roooaaaaarrrrrrggghhh! Hahahaha! ha!' - my bloke's half-orc character in Neverwinter Nights
'I'll smack you down! Rooaaarrrrggh!' - my female half-orc character in Neverwinter Nights

Half-orcs are not known for intelligent conversation!

He he they idiots Lol

ok

Jake:"how long do you think you can survive down here." Elwood:"how long do you thing you can hold your breath." BluesBrothers.

"You Know Whats Funny *Chomp*" Me in Avp2/Avp:gold

"Did sombody order an exterminator?" gohst, Starcraft

"You know the diffrence between you and me? I make this look good" MIB

"You came all this way to die.How sad" Mortal Combat

"Have you seen my mind. I think i lost it." Mick Foley

"Lets Rock" Havoc : Renegade

"Mabey I should shoot left handed: Havoc : Renegade

"I think i saw something, Never mind it was just a monster" Havoc : Renegade

Huahahahahah Huahahahaha Heheheh hehehe*clears throught*moving on" Dr.Evil