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The Never Ending Story...
Forum: AvP Universe
Everything that makes up the worlds of Aliens, Marines and Predators.
Topic: The Never Ending Story...
Total Posts: 194
Everything that makes up the worlds of Aliens, Marines and Predators.
Topic: The Never Ending Story...
Total Posts: 194
Acid-Death
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they all devoured the poor alien, they offered the predators help who then tore their skulls from the spinal chord and ran down the sewer with their trophies giggling like schoolgirls. Forggeting the alligator they all fell in its jaws and were eaten alive...
Posted: 2003-07-05 14:03
Nuthouse_Escapee
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Except for one, named Bill, who was smart and not dumb and escaped to the surface! then...
Posted: 2003-07-05 14:16
Acid-Death
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was faced by an army of marines, smart enough not to fight he gave up his weapons to the marines, who shot him with a sleeping dart.
He awoke in a cold and sterile lab, tied to the operating table, he was alone. Then he realised that his loin cloth had been removed, HE WAS NAKED.
He awoke in a cold and sterile lab, tied to the operating table, he was alone. Then he realised that his loin cloth had been removed, HE WAS NAKED.
Posted: 2003-07-05 14:22
Nuthouse_Escapee
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ok, before i can continue the story, i have to say this: BLARGH!!!!! ok, here goes:
...And there were people staring at him, and giving him shots (that he hated so very very much), and taking pictures, and laughing, and throwing peanuts, and candy barz, and anvils and grenades! so, he got mad broke the bonds and...
...And there were people staring at him, and giving him shots (that he hated so very very much), and taking pictures, and laughing, and throwing peanuts, and candy barz, and anvils and grenades! so, he got mad broke the bonds and...
Posted: 2003-07-05 16:08
Acid-Death
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he realised he was hallucinating, it was empty. Everybody was gone for no apparent reason, no blood, no bodies, nothing. He left the research hall and left and found himself in a hallway. But from around the corner came a pair of Aliens, reaching for his weapons they were gone. He was naked, literally.
Posted: 2003-07-05 16:13
Nuthouse_Escapee
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So he decides it is the time to die an honorable death, and brandishes his puny fists, when all of a sudden the two aliens slump to the ground dead... how can this be?
Posted: 2003-07-05 16:25
Acid-Death
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Being a careless yajuta he headed for the locker room hoping to find some clothes, he went into one locker which said
"Jim bob criddle"
he pulled out a uniform and put it on, it was slightly skimpy but maybe he could kill the enemy by his amazingly tight crotch hugging trousers.
"Jim bob criddle"
he pulled out a uniform and put it on, it was slightly skimpy but maybe he could kill the enemy by his amazingly tight crotch hugging trousers.
Posted: 2003-07-05 16:30
Nuthouse_Escapee
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Suddenly the clothes begin to get tighter... tighter.. .ARGH!!! ATTACK OF THE SLOW SHRINKING DRYCLEANERS!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
(wow, this is getting wierd!)
(wow, this is getting wierd!)
Posted: 2003-07-05 16:37
TIKI
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and then he ran to the washing room and took the thight close off and all od a sudden......
Posted: 2003-07-06 11:22
Nuthouse_Escapee
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He heard a womans scream! "EEEEEKKK!! THERES A... a.. A THING IN THE LADIES ROOM!!! EEEEEEKKK!!", and he got out of there as ******* fast as he could go! he proceded down the hall to the armory when suddenly...
Posted: 2003-07-06 12:49
TIKI
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he saw the buttmorph, it was in the vents looking out for its prey, the human got scared and ran as fast as he could to the armory but..........
Posted: 2003-07-07 04:10
Nuthouse_Escapee
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A tiny remote controlled plane with poo-seeking missiles soared through the air! It lauched missile after missile at the Xenobutt, and blew it into a billion pieces, showering Bill the pred with all kinds of krap. The Xenobutt menace was DEFEATED. Bill the pred followed the remote controlled plane down the hall and...
Posted: 2003-07-08 13:27
A'hrisss
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...noticed his arm was burnning. He looked at his arm to see a bit of poo burnning a hole in his skin ...
Posted: 2003-07-09 00:02
TIKI
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he then cut off his arm and was happy 
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Posted: 2003-07-09 00:46
Nuthouse_Escapee
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Then, upon finishing his ciggy, and returning to full awareness, he realised the horrible thing he had done, and filled the hallway with an earsplitting roar! "SQQQUUUEEEEEAAAAAKK"!!! said bill the pred, and woke up all the people living in the retirement home next door! the old ugly people stumbled over with torches and pitchforks and...
Posted: 2003-07-09 05:56
A'hrisss
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screaming "get the young wipper snapper 
"...
"...
Posted: 2003-07-09 14:03
Kossak27
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...then a big arse queen busts out of the 7-11 next door and eats the old people! Then the queen faced Bill and farted, realeasing fumes that smelled like poo. Bill started swearing at it and spitting, when a sripper started firing at it with a .22. The queen took out a minigin out of its pocket{strange cause it didn't have any pockets} and....
Posted: 2003-07-19 15:56
Nuthouse_Escapee
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Uh... (this is not part of the story) bill was a pred. :/. duh. ok, please resume
Posted: 2003-07-19 16:07
Nuthouse_Escapee
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...and the queen's arms fought for control of the minigun, and accidentally blew her own head off, so bill the pred...
Posted: 2003-07-19 16:08
Slicer
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ack u people ruined the threat >.< well time to bring it back>>>>>
Bill the pred wanders through the streets helpless only with his wristband (PREDATORS WRISTBANS CANNOT BE REMOVED) when all of a sudden he hears fire in the distance. He thinks to himself *Those are plasma shots my clan must be here* so he grabs a pair of cloths from a dry cleaner and runs towards the sound to be faced by....
Bill the pred wanders through the streets helpless only with his wristband (PREDATORS WRISTBANS CANNOT BE REMOVED) when all of a sudden he hears fire in the distance. He thinks to himself *Those are plasma shots my clan must be here* so he grabs a pair of cloths from a dry cleaner and runs towards the sound to be faced by....
Posted: 2003-07-25 15:34
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