Greetings fellow members of the AGN Council, I have once again returned from my last trial, and I come baring bad news...

THIS PLACE IS LIFELESS!! WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GODS HAPPENED?!! (mixture of messed emotions!)

Come people, we need to liven things up around here again, soon i will be firing up my old clan, or maybe starting a new one, i am not sure, it all depends if i find my old members. But that can wait, for now i have one or two things to say:

1) I am back!
2) Missed you guys like crazy, like to say hi to Lordy, AP, Sliithy, Prel (if u are still around) Riithy, Renegade, Sirus, and any other new people.
3) I have a new email addy, so if you have MSN or anything or you wanna email me : trouble_rilynet@hotmail.com
4) Have a good one guys!!

Your master in war...
Mar.

you don't wanna say "hi" to me???
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HI NUTTY!!!

*one of those hollywood scenes where the two people run together in slow motion and hug*

happy now...!

WECOME BACK!!!

AP

dont look at me, I mostly just give people news!

hot damn. i was just on the verge of leaving this place.
man what was i thinking.
its damn good to have u back mate.
this place has been.... lifeless as u so perfectly put it.

Thanks mar, i needed a hug. One of my cats died last night, i just got word from the vet

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Thanks mar, i needed a hug. One of my cats died last night, i just got word from the vet

Big bummer.

Yeah. I'd say i'm used to it, because over my life time and a few years extra, i've had plenty of pets die. But, you never get used to that kind of thing.

*sigh*

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Yeah. I'd say i'm used to it, because over my life time and a few years extra, i've had plenty of pets die. But, you never get used to that kind of thing. *sigh*

*another hug for nutty*

I have also lost many pets, coming from a farming/hunting background, alot of my good hunting and working dogs have or had been mauled by pigs. It sux, especially when you find a promising yearling to work with. Oh well, thats life i suppose, no one lives forever.

Thanks mar

But hey, aren't we missing the whole point of the thread you established??
We're supposed to be cheered up or something, right?

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Thanks mar But hey, aren't we missing the whole point of the thread you established?? We're supposed to be cheered up or something, right?

indeed we are, i dunno how to made you happy but hows this...
How do you castrate a hill billy?

Kick his sister in the jaw...

Ahhh yes. Good ole' hillbilly jokes. I've probably heard them all. If I may lapse into the mode of speech that is so often associated with us "mountain folk", let me say this.

That one there, well, that one's a real hum-dinger, now ain't it? Heavens to Betsy, I ain't heard that one in a coon's age. Yee Haw.

Now that I have that out of the way, I have to say I applaude your attempt at bringing some levity back to the boards. It's been too quiet and hateful as of late.

we still don't know how to castrate a hill billy.

I know how it's done with sheep... Usually, a very strong rubber band is stretched over their.... their... uh, masculine parts. After a few weeks they jus fall off.

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Usually, a very strong rubber band is stretched over their.... their... uh, masculine parts. After a few weeks they jus fall off.

...that's...kinda messed up...

er, i thought so too :S
But, you have to admit, it is much cleaner then just cutting it off.
...
we STILL don't know how to castrate a hill billy -_-

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er, i thought so too :S But, you have to admit, it is much cleaner then just cutting it off. ... we STILL don't know how to castrate a hill billy -_-

OMFG... Read it again nutty...

Q: How do you castrate a hill billy?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw...

Now, hilly billys and yokels are supposablly inbreeds, so, hense taking that to mind, his sister will be giving this "hill billy" head, so while she is going for it, kick her in the jaw and she bites it off... get it now?

Owww!
Like, hurt too much!

It could be worse.... A woman could cut of your penis while you are sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car...

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It could be worse.... A woman could cut of your penis while you are sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car...

I've heard that somewhere before lol good to have yah back m8, it was gettin littl bummerisch round here without ur *ahum* love of yautya as i will say it but anyways *gives mar a pat on the shoulder* yu still ow me a avp2 1 on 1 match marry

MAKE WAY FOR THE RETURN OF YAUTYA MASTER: SKAR'KU MAR'KEL-JA!!!

but i asked this question bfore though:
"Now that ur a war master....do i need to call you sir?"