Members of A.G.N...

I wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy new year, I will be Offline from the 21st of this month untill the 7th of Janurary. I am going back to New Zealand to visit my family for the holidays, so i will say my goodbyes now, because i will be too drunk later...

So... Another year has passed, members have come, members have gone, but still we remain strong as a community, so on that note i will end with this statement:

"For those we love, and those we have lost, in the holiday season, we will remember them."

Merry X-Mas A.G.N

Skar'ku Mar'kel-ja.

That was sweet Mar.

A Merry New Year to everyone! Oh wait, that's a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone. And nobody run for their shotguns if you see eight flying alligators pulling a weird looking sleigh (skiff), that's just the Louisiana Santa Clause flying by.

Merry Christmas! I hope everyone had a nice year and will have a nice new one. Don't forget that Christmas is Jesus's birthday and that's what it's about.

Well I had a good year and expect another, so happy new year.

Yeah, everyone this is supposed to be the happy and festive time of the year, so let's not lose sight of that.

Just remember; like Viray said; what Christmas is really all about.

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And nobody run for their shotguns if you see eight flying alligators pulling a weird looking sleigh (skiff), that's just the Louisiana Santa Clause flying by.

LOL Dawn...

Hey Viray....
Just thought I would mention...

According to all known OLD texts not the commercialized stuff that we know today...

Jesus was born in the fall. They were technically on their way to pay tithing or taxes.
The churches of old, back in the middle ages moved the celebration of Jesus's birth closer to the winter Solstice which is Dec 21 or 22. So they could get more converts from the heathen pagans. The Yule Log.. trees brought in for the holidays.. all of that is adopted from the Heathen Pagans.
In parts of Russia and europe, they still celebrate the start of may by having young kids wrap ribbon around a pole called a May Pole.. That is a pagan thing.
All them giant churches like Notre Dam (not the college) were built in the dark ages and middle ages and the churches were NOT dedicated to GOD or Jesus. But to Mary... WHY do you ask, to get the goddess worshipping pagans to come around to Christianity.
The Norwegian king way back in the 1300's or earlier, converted, and then said to his subjects, that on pain of death, they would convert too!!
You ever wonder why in parts of southern U.S. and all over Central and South America the natives seem to go ga ga over any image of Mary.
Good example, is the lady who made the grill cheese sandwich and then thought the burn mark looked like Mary?!!
She then sold it on Ebay.
People see the image of Mary in wood, clouds, water stains.. and say it brings healing!!
They are still connected with their goddess worship, and pagan beliefs.
So christmas is a celebration of Christs birthday, but it was also brought about to bring in converts of pagan beliefs.
So kick back, have a bit of nog, look at your tree and enjoy the holidays.

Da yeyinde

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Jesus was born in the fall. They were technically on their way to pay tithing or taxes.

I thought I was the only person here who thinks like that! I try not to get technical about things like that and to just go with the flow and have fun but it's hard sometimes to say, "Hey, the real truth about it is . . ." and spoil everyone's joyous mood.
Also. Cool snow flakes falling down the screen! Who ever thought of the idea did a cool move.

why r there snow flakes
its summer

becuase its winter for most members. christmas (unless im insaner then i think i am) is more snow and cold based. i mean alot of kids like santa. but do you really think they want to see some fat harry guy in a bathing suit for hot weather based holidays. But hey thats just me.

anyway. happy holidays. Pray that the santanical santa clause doesnt pay you a visit.

okay I have a weird one for you.
I followed some of the snowflakes and found that your cursor sometimes will think one is a highlighted link.
And it took me here, 3 times http://dynamicdrive.com/

Just thought that was interesting and odd.

Da Yeyinde

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becuase its winter for most members. christmas (unless im insaner then i think i am) is more snow and cold based. i mean alot of kids like santa. but do you really think they want to see some fat harry guy in a bathing suit for hot weather based holidays. But hey thats just me. anyway. happy holidays. Pray that the santanical santa clause doesnt pay you a visit.

LOL,.nice call man, i like the sound of this Satanical Santa!

Mar.

PS: I fly out for NZ tomoz, so i prolly won't have time to get online, so this is my formal goodbye to everyone for a couple of weeks. Look after yourselves, don't get too drunk and enjoy Christmas.

im thinking about making a short story or a poem out of the satanical santa clause. i got to spread the joy of the holidays some way.

Lordy,. Lordy , Lordy..
You spread the cheer all year round!!
that's why we love ya!!

Da Yeyinde!!

The Day After Christmas . . . .

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, every creature was hurtin', even the mouse.

The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.

Wrappings and ribbons just covered the floor, while upstairs the family continued to snore.

And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans, I went into the kitchen and started to clean.

When out on the the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the sink to what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a little white truck, with an oversized mirror.

The driver was smiling, so lively and grand; The patch on his jacket said "U.S. POSTMAN."

With a handfull of bills, he grinned like a fox. Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox.

Bill after bill, after bill, they still came. Whistling and shouting he called them by name.

"Now Dillards, Now Broadway's, Now Penny's and Seers, here's Robinsons's, Levitz's and Target's and Mervyn's.

To the tip of your limit, every store, every mall. Now chargeaway--chargeaway--chargeaway all!"

He whooped and he whistled as he finished his work. He filled up the box, and then turned with a jerk.

He sprang to his truck and he drove down the road, driving much faster with just half a load.

The I heard him exclaim with great holiday cheer, "ENJOY WHAT YOU BOUGHT.......YOU'LL BE PAYING ALL YEAR!"

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im thinking about making a short story or a poem out of the satanical santa clause. i got to spread the joy of the holidays some way.

Sounds like a good idea. I'll surely be one to read it if ya do make it.

No no no. Santa won't be coming this year... he got arrested by the Hungarian Police Force in June, and then they....

Well, anyway, enjoy the rest of your life! (means "Merry Christmas" in azerese)

Tis the time to be jolly...
and gain more weight but I don't mind. I love this holiday. Have fun, and spend all the time you can with your loved ones because this time of the year is the time to be united. Merry Christmas everyone.
oh, and remember. Don't drink and drive. we want you back in one piece.

maybe you do. I got to practice going hannibal lector on someone....
nahhhh jokes. dont drink and drive.

"And to all the good/bad children Satanical Santa Clause gave fragmentation 'nades, land minds, and tactical nukes"
(current msn name. prelude to a unholy holiday short story)

Alien Lord

what if u dont do xmas and ur jewish?
CHANNUKAH

Or Muslim- Happy Eid
Or of the group that has Kwanza!!
Happy Holidays. May you have warm weather if you wish, a white/snowy holiday if you wish. Or just be around friends and family.
And don't forget the great piles of Loot we all get. Or just the good presents!!

Da Yeyinde