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Topic: Do not Microwave...
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Work [slavery], men&women, books, food, life as you see it.
Topic: Do not Microwave...
Total Posts: 23
strider68744
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Posts: 28
anyone ever microwave Barbies before? sure makes a mess! 
Posted: 2002-01-08 05:02
Prezes
Rank: 9
Posts: 896
This is a true story:
A woman in the States [that explains alot], washed her little dog and decided to dry him quickly. So what did she use?
The microwave!
She then proceeded to sue the microwave manufacturer and wan.
The reason?
The manufacturer did not specify in the manual not to put any LIVING pets inside. So now you will find a line to the effect “Do not place any livestock inside the microwave”. And that’s a guarantee [you can just put a goldfish inside and sue the make for lots of money
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A woman in the States [that explains alot], washed her little dog and decided to dry him quickly. So what did she use?
The microwave!
She then proceeded to sue the microwave manufacturer and wan.
The reason?
The manufacturer did not specify in the manual not to put any LIVING pets inside. So now you will find a line to the effect “Do not place any livestock inside the microwave”. And that’s a guarantee [you can just put a goldfish inside and sue the make for lots of money
]
Posted: 2002-01-08 07:26
Apone
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Posts: 48
Goshhh....and i tought microwaving your shoes to speed up the drying process was bad enough.....
Posted: 2002-01-08 07:39
Cliff
Rank: 8
Posts: 1212
Thanks for the plan Prezes now all I need is a goldfish (my dog is a little to big to fit).
Posted: 2002-01-10 16:48
StalkerPredator
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Posts: 1
I have Thawed out Mice in the Microwave for my Python.
I wash it out good. It really stinks too. I have to be careful to not cook them too long or they pop!
Yuck!!!
I wash it out good. It really stinks too. I have to be careful to not cook them too long or they pop!
Yuck!!!
Posted: 2002-03-18 19:43
Dark_Predator
Rank: 0
Posts: 136
my microwave story tops all of yours
once upon a time I had a kitten in my appartment when i first moved to NY.
one day i was makeing myself a sandwitch but i had my backturned and the door open and everything was preset. i wraped up my sandwitch and tossed it into the mircrowave and turned it on (for 3:15) and when i return i found furball*my cat* (more like what was left of him) in the splatered around the mircowave i just tossed the mircowave and furball into the ocean on one of those statue of librity boat tours, i bought a new mircowave the next day and a new pet (a headgehog)
once upon a time I had a kitten in my appartment when i first moved to NY.
one day i was makeing myself a sandwitch but i had my backturned and the door open and everything was preset. i wraped up my sandwitch and tossed it into the mircrowave and turned it on (for 3:15) and when i return i found furball*my cat* (more like what was left of him) in the splatered around the mircowave i just tossed the mircowave and furball into the ocean on one of those statue of librity boat tours, i bought a new mircowave the next day and a new pet (a headgehog)
Posted: 2002-03-18 21:48
Dark_Predator
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I used to pull that stunt with my little cousin at family reouins (she was 7 the last time i saw her) but i have a cardbored disk that i hang her 'dolls' (by the neck) from and put them in the mircowave or just set the disk on fire and throw it (only if she anoys me witch she does) (oh and yes i give her mother the money to buy a new one for her so as long as i have cash i can keep on anoying her hehe)
Posted: 2002-03-18 21:55
Dark_Predator
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Posts: 136
I guess i killed this fourm didnt i *puts a beer can a glass bottle , christmas tree lighhts and a kitty in he mircowave and leaves it on for an hour*
Posted: 2002-03-21 17:38
Anise
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What on Earth are you on? What was your guide dog doing at the time? Maybe the guide dog was simply fulfilling a contract on the cat!
Posted: 2002-03-22 04:03
Hicks
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Posts: 201
I never microwaved anything nasty, but I melted my Commander Adama (from Battlestar Galactica) action figure in my mom's oven when I was like 5 or 6. I was using the inside of the oven (don't ask me why, hey, I was 5!) as a spaceship, so obviously when my mom found me she shoed me away and got to work in the kitchen, but unknowngly I left poor Commander Adama in the oven. Well, of course when my mom turned the oven on, the Commander was reduced to a bubbling pile of melted goo! I can't remember, but the stink must have been out of this world. I do remember my mom was really pissed, quite a mess on the bottom of the oven!
P.S. Dark_Predator you are a sick, sick puppy!
[ This message was edited by: Hicks on 2002-03-22 09:17 ]
P.S. Dark_Predator you are a sick, sick puppy!
[ This message was edited by: Hicks on 2002-03-22 09:17 ]
Posted: 2002-03-22 09:17
Cliff
Rank: 8
Posts: 1212
My god PD how could you have done something like that
Throw away a perfecly good microwave
Throw away a perfecly good microwave
Posted: 2002-03-22 12:39
Dark_Predator
Rank: 0
Posts: 136
alright guys I didnt mircowave my cat he wondered into the mircowave if i had known i would have taken him out alright and i threw away the mircowave because the stink wouldnt come out of it and everthing i cooked in it tasted and smelled bad so i threw it away
Posted: 2002-03-22 16:14
Cougar
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Posts: 685
well okay so you didn't "nuke" your cat but it still died... and boy i would throw away the microwave without even testing the food that i cooked in it after the "incident"
Posted: 2002-03-22 16:33
Anise
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Posts: 166
I got a great dog here, one previous owner. Comes with own harness and handle. Even pushes the crossing lights button for you. Answers to the name of Lassie. You'll make lots of friends 'cause people love seeing-eye dogs (guide dogs).
Posted: 2002-03-22 16:34
Cliff
Rank: 8
Posts: 1212
So DP how did the food taste?
Anyway what did you od to clean the microwave.
[ This message was edited by: Cliff on 2002-03-30 05:29 ]
Anyway what did you od to clean the microwave.
[ This message was edited by: Cliff on 2002-03-30 05:29 ]
Posted: 2002-03-30 03:59
Dark_Predator
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Posts: 136
the food tasted like rotten flesh and the smell was awful
Posted: 2002-04-02 22:24
Seikken53
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Posts: 160
i remember once, when a plasctic spoon melted in the dishwasher, it stank so much, we all had deoderant to our noses, and eventually, it was so bad, we took refuge in the basement... i was blamed because im in charge of the dishwasher around here
Posted: 2002-06-12 14:29
Seikken53
Rank: 0
Posts: 160
lets try to forget the poor kitten 
.... but first.... i would like to add, did you guys know that they are making microwave weapons... it'll cook the enemys inside out!! (first the blood boils... the u explode)
.... but first.... i would like to add, did you guys know that they are making microwave weapons... it'll cook the enemys inside out!! (first the blood boils... the u explode)
Posted: 2002-06-12 14:32
the_demigod
Rank: 9
Posts: 1759
alongside sonic weapons
Posted: 2002-06-15 11:13
Cliff
Rank: 8
Posts: 1212
Poor Kitty Ok I'm over the dead cat
So Seikken53 how would one go about making a Microwave gun?
Ok I'm over the dead cat So Seikken53 how would one go about making a Microwave gun?
Posted: 2002-06-15 11:22
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