I've been a humble marine for quite a while now and I've been lurking around AQ's and Sloffy's hives for some time. I've enjoyed these two alien Queen's protection and had the honour of being an honorary alien for ages. But in the end you just got to go with your feelings and I wanted to be a real alien not just an honorary one.

So, off I trotted to see the most sophisticated race ever to exist and traded my smartgun in for a couple of injections of alien transformation nanobots. Two days later I come round and sure enough, I'm a glorious alien. Then Menar tells me "DvVIII came round earlier, said something about sexy cougars, and well, the nanobots heard and -"

I look down and scream! I'm the only god-damn alien with a shiny black pelt!!! Chic, though, a!



Anise.

U could always get an all over body shave, right down to the chitin! All that drooling will soon make a mess of fur!



A furry alien I might just have to draw that!!!!!

Please do, I can have it as wallpaper on my pute then.



Anise.

"Hmm... sexy cougars -" ...



Um... what can i say in this forum? Anything apart from welcome to the dominant race of all species that the humans and predators have encountered? lol. I wonder what an alien with a smart gun would look like? huh? I bet it would be pretty cool.

Well I am a pure pred but perhaps someday I will stumble into a hive and have an accident involving a facehugger but for the time being I am the hunter.

Hope you enjoy being an aliened Anise *thinks about a aliens with a smart gun* now that’s funny.

Hey,



It could happen, cliff, watch your step, eh? . For now I guess I will go searching for you and I have already made a nice hole in the wall that fits your size, lol. The only thing is I am too busy looking at this smart gun on my desk wondering if you press this little button here......



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Wow, it worked.. hmm... the new alien armanent. lol. Anyways, I could try drawing an alien with a smart gun, buy a scanner and post it here on avp2.net. ALl that just for one measily picture, . But then again i could send in more than just that picture with a scanner, and I am meant to be getting one somewhen soon.

Woohoo!

Well then Cougar my you buy a scanner really quickly and start posting them pics.

yaiks.... plz no... not on avp2.net at least... cuz i'm not gay. but i have my self portrait hanging on my door... the picture is about me breaking trough a wooden door.... i'm soooo cute

Heh - I have that same pic on my bedroom wall! Big thing with Alien bursting thru a door It's the last thing I see when I turn out my light!

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On 2002-03-16 05:37, Cougar wrote: Wow, it worked.. hmm... the new alien armanent. lol.

Cynicism?????

All I have on my door is a picture of me and its not even a good one.

One sec, Demi, let me get a dictionary, lol.



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Woohoo, lets see now () Posted: 2002-03-16 12:06