To the tune of Tool's big hit, "Schism"...

dr:birkin stumbled out of the drop-ship full of the dead marines,only to end up face-to-face with...

A Duck Xenomorph! Big, ugly and pritty Pissed off. it was almost like a regular Xenomorph aside from the webbed feet, claws and a bill shaped mouth with huge razor sharp teeth and the same goes for the inner mouth aswell. Birkin stood there trembing, not knowing what to do...

Meenwhile, back with King Arthur and his Knights, there was a gurgling sound... Auther looked around and saw that the evil rabbit was rolling around in aggony. He looked closer and saw that there was a bulge in the rabbits chest, there was somthing in there, trying to get out!!!

but the freshly arrived team of Mercenaries took no chances and the rabbit vanished in a series of grenade explosions. The blast wave knocked Arthur's Lot yards away, when...

...a loud and terrible growling sound was heard! The mercenaries (where did they come from??) traced the sound to a big crater in the ground... and in the center, still rolling in agony, was the evil white rabbit-- unharmed! Because of course as every AvP2 gamer knows, you can't kill someone with a little alien inside them with bullets, napalm, explosives or even an atomic explosion. Hah. Anyway, as has been said before, the bunny's chest exploded and a huge and horrible teletubby came forth, and growled in a child-friendly manner. What could save the poor humans now?!

Chavez took out his old rifle, sat down on the ground looping his arm through the strap and placed the weapon on his left elbow and its butt against his right shoulder. He looked at the new-born Teletuby and put his eye against the scope. He fired.


The single round left the barrel at 1200 meters per second, reaching the beast almost immediately. The Teflon covered tungsten round pierced the creatures eyeball continuing its flight it tumbled through the brain and exited at the back of the head. Of course none of the soldiers knew that, they simply saw the ‘tubies head exploded in a cloud of blood, bone and brain matter.


They where, finally, alone. Chavez received a few well-done slaps on his shoulder and a big grin appeared on his face.

there was nothing left.



except...........

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Birkin and the Duck-like Alien! They came rushing around the corner, and rushed straight through the mercenaries as if the didn't exist. The mercenaries hardly knew what had just happened, they looked on in confusion...

birkin ran behind one of the mercenaries and ducked as the mercenarie shreaded the duck alien with his gatlin-gun. steve,one of the mercenaries pulled out his motion tracker and saw several hundred targets right outside the door,the door creaked open and out stepped a horde of......

"duckling aliens" rounded the corner...

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birkin ran into a small lab and locked the door.steve fired a grenade into the horde,but they kept coming, the mercanrys ran up to the lab door and knocked on it,birkin let all of them in just as the duckling aliens ere at their heels.steve lost his rifle in the battle though,but he felt a pat on his shoulder and a hand,hand him a pistol steve looked up and saw who handed him the rifle...

The Predator seemed too "smile" and was maskless as it cloaked and hopped away on a pogo-stick, leaving a trail of...

eh?!

Glow-In-The-Dark pogo bloches, the poor pred was wounded...

Birkin and even the aliens and everyone around shrugged, scratching their heads at seeing the predator on a pogo-stick, with the glow-in-the-dark splotchs behind it. Suddenly......

the predators head exploded,and the alien behind the predator charged the mercanary's...

Balls, shreding them into pieces as he screamed: "My Man hood! My man hood!" The other mercenaries continued to follow Birkin away from.......

...the large alien birkin and the mercanarys raced threw halls and rooms, they finally reached a safe place, a laboratory. birkin sat down,as did the others. steve saw a large capsule in the middle of the room,the thing inside was....