The Never Ending Story...
yeth
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When the flying monkeys were advancing on him. Then out of blue he heard loud sound, like a message from god... a tractor....
Posted: 2003-05-21 06:41
Slicer
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The building next to him collapsed and a tractor packet with 4 smartguns and 3 rocket launchers shot down all the flying monkeys.......
Posted: 2003-05-21 11:48
}{elios
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Then the master monkey came and riped the tractor in half. The marine stagard backwards because he knew that death was apon him just then...
Posted: 2003-05-21 14:49
Slicer
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waves after waves of plasma casters come from an unknow source stunning the large king monkey
Posted: 2003-06-06 12:05
TIKI
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Posted: 2003-06-06 13:04
Slicer
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hehe i can be creative when i want to now back to the story:
The surviving marines turn around to find a very very large number of predators with continuesing bulbs of plasma striking the very large flying monkey when aliens storm down off the hill to the far side. "Shit" one of the marines said.....
Posted: 2003-06-09 12:25
Nuthouse_Escapee
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The aliens tore into the marines like they were overripe mangos, biting heads off, riping limbs, tossing em across the room. suddenly a massive queen alien flanked by twin praetorians apeared, and roars a challenge to the yautja leader. the clan leader puts down his 'caster and takes his spear out and roars in return. the two begin to circle eachother when suddenly...
Posted: 2003-07-03 13:38
TIKI
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a facehugger comes behind the pred and.............
Posted: 2003-07-04 07:22
Nuthouse_Escapee
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... And melts through his loin cloth to give him a big ol BUTT HUG. Suddenly the pred goes into violent convulsions and....
Posted: 2003-07-04 07:53
TIKI
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farts and the hugger tys of the fart smell and then.........
Posted: 2003-07-04 14:31
Nuthouse_Escapee
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And its too late and the Buttburster comes flying out of his ***, destroying his rear end in the process, then it.....
Posted: 2003-07-05 05:46
Acid-Death
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headed for the sewers.
The marines could not allow this new species to escape so they followed it in, and so did the predators.
Posted: 2003-07-05 07:45
Nuthouse_Escapee
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Halfway through the sewers they encountered a RABID ALLIGATOR that some ******* from new york flushed down the crapper, and it ended up here. the preds...
Posted: 2003-07-05 08:07
Acid-Death
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decided that even the smell of crap and rabid alligators was too much even for their masks so they turned to leave. When then they faced the Alien they followed in...
Posted: 2003-07-05 10:10
Nuthouse_Escapee
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It had grown to the size of my aunt Marie's rear end, and sprouted 8 arms and 6 legs with fearsome claws and gave a fearsome war cry that sounded just like this : *BLAAAAAAPPPP*. the marines and predators....
Posted: 2003-07-05 10:22
Acid-Death
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decided they had been wandering in enough raw sewage for one day and decided to pull out of the sewers. But the Alien was fast, due to the fact it was a poo alien. It tore through the sewers at lightning speeds, both species barely making it out of the sewers.
Posted: 2003-07-05 10:27
TIKI
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But still the alien catches on to them and buttpites 2 marines, and then the other marines cry like little girls and run.....
Posted: 2003-07-05 13:13
Nuthouse_Escapee
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...right down a spiked pit WOOOHHHHHH *sploot* which leaves the predators to handle the buttomorph, so they...
Posted: 2003-07-05 13:34
Acid-Death
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remove their spears and start taking swipes. But poo can regenerate at a phenomenal rate and the Alien is quickly back onto its feet. One predator equips its plasma launcher and fires several bolts at the poo Alien, instead of killing it they release a smell of burnt crap, they cower in fear.
Posted: 2003-07-05 13:55
Nuthouse_Escapee
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Suddenly, the amazing p00perman (who eats p00 for breakfast!) comes crashing through the ceiling and... (wow, this is getting WIERD. it went kinda strange right at the flying monkeys part!)
Posted: 2003-07-05 13:58
